You're sitting in a public bus on your way home from work when suddenly you feel a light tingle in the middle of your behind. You ignore the feeling for a little while but, over time, it grows into a irresistible feeling that you just can't ignore any longer. You acknowledge the feeling and look for an opportunity to slowly let out the nauseous gas that has built up inside of you. You notice that the music is blaring pretty loud and, ever so gently, you ease the fumes from your behind. The fart makes a Small high pitched screech, but you don't mind, no one really can hear you and the feeling is so relaxing that you keep it coming. You come to your stop and as you are making your way down the isle, people are giving you a hardened glare. As you walk off the bus people start to turn their attention to whatever they were doing and you get off of the stairs. As the bus drives off you notice that the same music that was in the bus was the same as the music you were listening to now, when suddenly it comes to you, you had your I-pod in the whole way here!!!
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